It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I have never yet met a man I didn't like.

This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it that few people realize. That is, that unfortunately every one of them is replaced by someone else. If it wasn't for that, this resignation business would be great.

Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.

A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.