Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.