We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they're doing. Amen.

The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.

The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it to another lawyer to read and he don't know just what it means, then you can be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer. If it's in a few words and is plain, and understandable only one way, it was written by a non-lawyer.

One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.