We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again