This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it's read.

I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their names.

The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.

Those tax-exempt bonds were put in so that a town or a state or a government could sell more bonds than it ought to.

If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'.

America has the best politicians money can buy.

If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time.

There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'