If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.

Now they got such a high inheritance tax on 'em that you won't catch these old rich boys dying promiscuously like they did. This bill makes patriots out of everybody. You sure do die for your country if you die from now on.

A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.

Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

The country has gone sane and got back to horses.