I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking towards the next election.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay a land tax whether it ever did or ever will earn you a penny. You should pay on things that you buy outside of bare necessities. I think this sales tax is the best tax we have had in years.

I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others life.