A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted, a Realtor sells you what you don't need. A Real Estate man showed you what you could raise on the land, a Realtor tells you what you can build on it.

It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.

I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it's good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I dident like. I am so proud of that I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved. And when you come to my grave you will find me sitting there, proudly reading it.

I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.