"Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains."

"We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy."

"Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason."

"I have never developed indigestion from eating my words."

"There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you."

"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"

"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."