Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price

Everyone threw the blame on me ... they nearly always do. I suppose ... they think I shall be able to bear it best.

We are all worms. However, I like to think I'm a glow worm

Is it possible to get another key? I think I've left mine in the room.

I think a curse should rest on me - because I love this war. I know it's smashing and shattering the lives of thousands every moment - and yet - I can't help it - I enjoy every second of it.

Personally I think that private property has a right to be defended. Our civilisation is built up on property, and can only be defended by private property.

What kind of people do they [the Japanese] think we are?

I think it is the most important subject facing this country, but I cannot get any of my ministers to take any notice.

If you don't take change by the hand, it will take you by the throat.