Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Science should be on tap, not on top.

The English never draw a line without blurring it.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

A sheep in sheep's clothing.

In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.