My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and the better one, I think, is one of some anxiety and tension over man`s plight in this mysterious universe.

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when you read Tolstoy or something, basically they're about man and woman relationships.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?...