Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours.

When you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen and dicing and cutting and putting the sauces on, you don't want to eat it. That's how I always feel about the films. I work on it for a year. I've written it, I've worked with the actors, I've edited, put the music in. I just never want to see it again.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.

I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them.