If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.

Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.