61 Quotes by Woody Allen about Funny
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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