I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

-Mary: Il sesso senza amore è un'esperienza vuota!-Isaac: Beh, ma tra le esperienze vuote è una delle migliori.

What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, the body doesn't lie, as we now know. Nono, it'll be great, because all of those ph.Ds are in there, like, discussing modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping.

The most expensive sex is free sex

Spencer was searching for a woman interested in gold, inorganic chemistry, outdoor sex and the music of Bach. In short, he was looking for himself, only female.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.