61 Quotes by Woody Allen about Funny
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Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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