How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!