13 Quotes by Zechariah Barrett about humor
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Now chin up,” Puss said, moving Mark’s chin upwards. “Did you hear me? My plan? Your future wife?”“I’ll have a wife?” Mark said, still in a daze.“Details, details. You’ll have a girlfriend, I suppose,” Puss sighed. “Then she’ll become your wife. And out of your gratitude, you will find me a lifelong companion from the pet store…”Mark laid his head back and let out a stream of air. “I’m going to have a wife. And my cat can talk. My cat is a matchmaker.
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Don’t let your burgers, or your brother’s life, go to waste. –Ammon Jónsson
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So do they have rentals here?” Leor asked.“Not cars.” Jean replied.“Then how do we get around?”“Helicopter,” Jean said, walking toward the booth.“Don’t tell me this is where you learned to fly?” Leor looked up as he heard a helicopter overhead. It performed a barrel roll as it came toward the complex, and the pilot waved at Jean. “They are all as mad as you,” Leor whispered, horrified.
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...and then she smacketh me across mine visage.
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