Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore.

She wore a loose bathrobe that covered up a body that would have won first prize in a beauty contest for cement blocks.....She had a voice that made pearl harbour sound like a lullaby.

The only thing he likes better than a nice juicy homicide is a sirloin steak smothered with onions.

He looked as if he'd got a lot of pleasure out of going ten rounds with your grandmother and making sure she went the whole distance.