79 Quotes About 2012

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.

If the world explore all my dark fantasy, will change for the better”.

But even a medicine man like myself has to have some money, because you force me to live in your make-believe world where I can't get along without it.

Start with the observation that American law is not designed to catch and punish every instance of illegal conduct. Nothing short of a totalitarian state could do that. It is designed to prosecute persons when there is a reasonable basis for believing they have committed a crime, and then to convict them when there is no reasonable doubt that they are guilty.

Going into the Republican Party National Convention, in all objective truth, our non‑winning front‑runners are the sorriest collection of stuffed shirts, empty suits, self‑gratulatory ignorami, and outright wig‑flipped ding‑dongs in the history of the Republic.

Terrorist', noun: 1. Someone my government tells me is a terrorist; 2. Someone my President decides to kill.

Your working assumption, when you meet a homophobe, should be that they are gay.

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

They're called 'facts', and my role is to amplify those, not cheerlead. And I don't care at all what you think of my motives.