79 Quotes About 2012

OK, publishing a book and releasing a movie is all very well, but Tottenham beating Man. U. 3-2... priceless.

I'd like to vote for the candidate similar to the one the Right absurdly claims Obama is.

Terrorism': the word that means nothing, yet justifies everything.

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist.

As always, imagine how great the press corps would be if it devoted 1/1000th the energy to dissecting non-sex political wrongdoing

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

When journalists are 'accused' of being 'advocates', that means: challenging and deviating from DC orthodoxies.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.