79 Quotes About 2012

I never believed Darwin’s theory or that Columbus discovered America either!

Romney sounds like he wants to be the nice uncle in a sitcom, Santorum sounds like he wants to be a twelfth-century archbishop, Gingrich sounds like he wants to go to outer space, and Paul sounds like he came from there.

If citizens cannot trust that laws will be enforced in an evenhanded and honest fashion, they cannot be said to live under the rule of law. Instead, they live under the rule of men corrupted by the law.

There is a religious hallelujah, but there are many other ones[....] When one looks at the world, there's only one thing to say, and it's hallelujah. That's the way it is.

If 2012 is the end of the world can I have a table for two at Ground Zero?

When the Mayan Calendar runs out there will be another day. Just like there was with Y2K.

A life lived following one's dreams and passions is the purest form of existence. It is the only way to truly understand the music of the universe.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

The Cubs are a major league baseball team based in Chicago. Apparently, the team was once cursed by a goat and is doomed now to never win the World Series. The 71 seats [auctioned by the Chicago Board of Exchange] are adjacent to the Cubs' dugout on the third-base line. This is an unnecessary detail needed to give color to what would otherwise be a dull and uninspiring narrative.