462 Quotes About Absurd

My imagination gets the best of me, my reality gets the worst.

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.

Only the brave wake up from a bad dream.

There is an emptiness in life that cannot be described, about which one cannot speak. We must pass over it in silence

A man can love her woman, or he can be her husband.

A man can love her wife, or he can be her husband.

A First Sign of the Beginning of Understanding is the Wish to Die.

It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.