462 Quotes About Absurd

HOBBES:All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!

The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

They took a baseball batand whacked open his head.Mummy Boy fell to the ground;he finally was dead. Inside of his headwere no candy or prizes,just a few stray beetlesof various sizes.

That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.