3,733 Quotes About Advice

Every pundit who exhorts you to "think for yourself" really wants you to think like them.

That delicious moment when you realize people are reading your updates when they update their status with terms that only you know how to use them.

I don't need anyone to tell me how to be free.

Why still live in sin, when there is a Savior?

Child, love. Live! Love! Love! Live! Love all the parts of you you'll be tempted to hate. Live the life of your dreams.

Daughter, be a butterfly. Your father has always had an odd fascination with them. Or rather, be what you dream to be!

Act now! Let fate decide the outcome.

Just tell him you're a virgin already. Or close to it. But you've been trained by professional strippers. And your boyfriend is waiting for you 'back home'...Then wait six months to do the deed. He's yours.

As for those among you who do have the genes, who do have the instincts, and who could be highly successful, well, I still hope you won’t follow my advice. Because that would just make it a much tougher world for me.