947 Quotes About Alcohol

I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.

... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat

The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American public, who would rather watch TV or play video games or electronically inform friends that, like, 'rain sucks!' But there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.

That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made you grimace, but if you drank enough it felt like discovering an entire hidden room in your own house that you'd never even known about. You wanted to do more than poke your head through the doorway. You wanted to take its dimensions.

you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.

There was a kindliness about intoxication - there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of ephemeral and faded evenings.

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking

Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying.