570 Quotes About Aliens

Magazines are very popular, despite no human ever feeling better for having read them. Indeed, their chief purpose is to generate a sense of inferiority in the reader that consequently leads to them needing to buy something, which they do, and then feel even worse, and so need to buy another magazine to see what they can buy next. It is an eternal and unhappy spiral that goes by the name of capitalism and it is really quite popular.

When are aliens ever not evil?”“E.T.?” Rome said.

This particular type of road was a motorway. A motorway is the most advanced type of road there is, which as with most forms of human advancement essentially meant accidental death was considerably more probable.

Yes, there are lots of questions. And even more books. So, so many. Humans in their typical human way have written far too many to get through. Reading is added to that great pile of things – work, love, sexual prowess, the words they didn’t say when they really needed to say them – that they are bound to feel a bit dissatisfied about.

I picked up these books and realised they both said ‘£8.99’ on the back. The interpolation of the entire language I had done with the aid of Cosmopolitan meant I knew this was the price of the books, but I did not have any money. So I waited until no one was looking (a long time) and then I ran very fast out of the shop.I eventually settled into a walk, as running without clothes is not entirely compatible with external testicles, and then I started to read.

Why did they come billions of miles just to stare at us? It's rude.

He can read your mind without even knowing." Dee's face went from pale to bright cherry. "Oh God.""What?"She smacked her hands over her face. "Well, the whole time we were downstairs, I was picturing him naked.

And no answer when we sent our message. Something like, "Hello, welcome to Earth. Hope you enjoy your stay. Please don't kill us.

We stared into the eyes of death and death blinked first. Youd think that would make us feel invincible. It didnt