153 Quotes About Als

  • Author David Letterman
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    Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart.

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  • Author Jay Leno
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    You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court.

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  • Author Jay Leno
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    Political experts are saying the reason John Kerry is doing so well is because he's 'electable.' Hey, so was Al Gore - in fact, he even got elected and it didn't help him at all.

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  • Author Jay Leno
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    Howard Dean was endorsed by Al Gore. Now, if Dean could get Gray Davis to campaign for him, that would put him over the top.

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  • Author Joe Lieberman
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    There are extensive contacts between Saddam Hussein's government and al Qaeda.

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  • Author Letitia Elizabeth Landon
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    Whatever people in general do not understand, they are al ways prepared to dislike; the incomprehensible is always the obnoxious.

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  • Author Rich Lowry
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    Al Gore adopted three utterly different personas in three national presidential debates.

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