5,300 Quotes About America

Brutality and injustice made us raise our hands towards the sky for years; God didn’t respond us, but drones came to our rescue.

This Midwestern sky is the nakedest loneliest sky in America. To escape it, people live inside and underground.

[I]n America, wrongs can be righted,warriors can wear skirts and blouses,and the bravest heartsmay beat in girlsonly five feet tall.

It's not that we don't care--it's just that that we'd prefer not to get involved.

New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese is cheese. I think it's aged Jell-O. And it doesn't need to be individually wrapped in plastic, either. You're thinking of condoms.

New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, there was that teensy, tiny thing about being warned constantly over the last forty years but still creating more urban sprawl, failing to build public transport, buying gas-guzzlers, and voting for oil company shills. So, New Rule: Shut the fuck up about gas prices.

What this means is not a single Tower of Babel plotted in common, but hundreds of thousands of separate beginnings, the length and breadth of America. Energetic people who build against pains and uncertainties, as weaker ones merely hope against them.

Do not fuck with gun nuts because they are nuts about their guns.

The thing they're trying to stop is 30-million people getting health insurance. That's the substance.