5,300 Quotes About America

if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke.

When the Rule of Law disappears, we are ruled by the whims of men.

We are, in fact, a nation of evangelists; every third American devotes himself to improving and lifting up his fellow-citizens, usually by force; the messianic delusion is our national disease.

Did you ever stand on a street corner in American at five o'clock in the morning? I did.

Make your problems becomeopportunities instead ofobstacles.

Of all America’s natural resources, its richest is an inexhaustible vein of irony.

My non American viewers. Who understand that the world does not consist solely of a single nation sailing across an infinite sea of migrant workers. Will no doubt have heard that the waters surrounding Brisbane got tired of waiting for people to hit the beach and decided to bring the party to us.

it's difficult to root for America when the villains of the story live in a ditch and are armed with jagged rocks. At some point in recent years they looked up from their international heroism to realize they'd alienated the entire world.

America needs to relearn a lost discipline, self-confident relentlessness...