285 Quotes About Americans

Isn't it amazing? The Americans have so many good afterthoughts!

Because Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.

Honestly, the only question most Americans ask about a new building at this point is basically: Is it a soul-sucking eyesore of cheap-ass despair? It's not? Whew.

New York lesson 1 - never look lost. Lesson 2 - forget hallowed silences. It's the right of all Americans to talk at the tops of their voices.

The Europeans hate us because we’ve retired to live inside our advertisements, like hermits going into caves to contemplate. We sleep in symbolic bedrooms, eat symbolic meals, are symbolically entertained- and that terrifies them, that fills them with fury and loathing because they can never understand it.

Amerikāņiem piemīt liela nelaime. Viņi ir bara cilvēki. Viņi grib iet uz augšu pūļos un tāpēc arī laižas dibenā baros, cits aiz cita kā auni, Tā tas te gājis no zeltraču laikiem līdz lielajai depresijai un šodienai. Cilvēkam, kam pietiek dūšas būt drusku savādākam nekā citi, šinī zemē ir laba un ērta dzīve.