588 Quotes About Aphorism

He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.

Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards.

Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.

The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.