588 Quotes About Aphorism

I played the best role in my life. I had a great director.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

Rich people? If only they had a coin for every coin they have!

That was sex for you -- it only got really good when you didn't care how undignified the whole business was.