678 Quotes About Aphorisms

Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.

Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.

The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.