304 Quotes About Awkward

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

That's a big lava lamp. Congratulations.

You had your turn madam, let me have mine ... Let me complete. I'm sorry, it's my turn.

What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle.

Oh, I've got glitter in my hair. That's not all that's in my hair, I'll tell you that. I glue it on every morning, whether I need to or not.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

Occasionally their New England roots make them a little embarrassed and awkward about showing that side of themselves.

I was never in an awkward position where I had to curb my manhood.

My foot got caught in an awkward position and I rolled my knee on it. I was looking forward to finishing the season strong. I was feeling good in there and it's just frustrating right now.