640 Quotes About Babies

A word about TV: If a television is on, an infant will stare at it. This is not a sign of advanced development. TV entertains at a cost. Young children easily become dependent on the TV for stimulation and lose some of their natural drive to explore. A child with a plastic cup and spoon, a few wooden blocks, and a board book can think up fifty creative ways to use those objects; a child in front of a TV can only do one thing.

As he took them in his arms, the crying of the babies permeated the night like a trail of blood calling out to a predator.

I have vicarious morning sickness. Other people's babies make me nauseous.

Oh, I don't wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. So often I want to do it too.

New days should be greeted like new lovers and babies toddling along a table looking back to make sure we’re watching.

Perfection only exists in babies and pastries.

On a slightly unconnected note, I am sorry to report that babies, as a collective species, are largely oblivious to my charms.

All life began underneath the ocean. So I'm giving people a taste of what existence might have been like before civilization.''But we were amoebas and tiny shrimplike creatures. We didn't start off in deep-sea-diving outfits.''We all come into this world with an oxygen tube in our belly button.''True.'She put her hands up to her own belly. There had so recently been a sea creature evolving in there, trying its best to get its act together. It had perished under the deep, deep, deep sea.

So he thinks he has a baby and everything falls into place? What gets me is, people have babies and they're thinking what the baby will do for them. It's sick.