640 Quotes About Babies

I think having babies is a burden that breaks a bitch down. Mostly it fucks up her figure and lessens her value.

A crying baby is the purest expression of the inanity of being human.

How should I remember the child's name? It was fifteen, sixteen years ago and I have never liked babies; nasty creatures, leak at both ends and have no respect for ceramics.

March 1. DEAR BABY: I like the way you turn in half circles on the mattress, like a senile clock.

Surely I'd give it for a nipple a rubber Tacitus For a rattle bag of broken Bach records Tack Della Francesca all over its crib Sew the Greek alphabet on its bib And build for its playpen a roofless Parthenon

Jacqueline and Jillian, who were crying for some of the many reasons that babies cry—they were cold, they were distressed, they were offended by the existence of gravity—continued to wail.

I’m saying you want to put it in me. I’m just asking to keep it afterward.

I like him to sleep close to me. Danes says it is better than leaving him alone in a cradle to get too cold or too hot. Mistress Bedwell does not agree. She says that I should have a wet nurse and not hold him all the time, for it indulges him so."I laughed. "What nonsense!"Hester looked pleased. "It feels right, him being next to me.""Hester, do what you feel is best. Take no notice of Patience Bedwell.

Woe is the natural end of life, yet we go on having babies.