640 Quotes About Babies

I just feel good inside that I can help other babies (who are) going through the same thing that I went through. Hopefully, they can live healthy lives like I am.

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.

It's a way for you to support the children by sending pencils, beanie babies or soccer balls. That all started because of one of those convoys I was on.

We have a hungry baby we have to feed. 'South Park' takes every idea.

The older cows are smarter. They get baby-sitters.

I'm even getting phone calls nowadays from women who have had their first babies with us, and want to discuss possible conception dates for the next one.

I was a part of that Beanie Babies generation. I had, like, 400 of them... OK, maybe not that many, but I had a lot of little stuffed animals that I liked to make talk. I was a big dork, and I still am.

Roxie (the neighbor) greeted me at her front door holding a 'hurricane baby,' ... It turns out that Roxie ... is housing five adults, a teenager, two infants (preemie twin boys born five days before the hurricane and weighing 3 1/2 and 4 1/2 pounds), two dogs, two cats and an iguana -- all evacuees of New Orleans. This is in addition to her own family.

I might as well tell people that I abort babies in my spare time.