2,116 Quotes About Baby

A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first.

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.

As souls must cry when they awaken in tiny babies and find themselves far from heaven

I like old men. They can be wonderful bastards because they have nothing to lose. The only people who can be themselves are babies and old bastards.

Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap.

A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep.

Baby boomers are turning to pets because it fills the empty house, as kids have gone off to college. Young professionals who aren't starting families right away are still looking for some kind of companionship.

Me and this other gentleman, I don't know his name, I know he was from Argentina, he picked up the baby and we tried to get to higher ground.

We jumped out the plane and unfortunately we were thigh deep in the marsh water. It was just mud. We had to practically crawl out of there and try to get to some high ground. There was a baby that I saw behind the plane. I don't know how the baby got there, but he was fine.