2,116 Quotes About Baby

Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates

Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies?

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

Baby," I said, "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me.

What's wrong with assholes, baby?

The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole goddamned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves.

My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital.

Hold on to your wallets folks because with the passage of this trillion-dollar baby, the Democrats will be poised to spend as much as $3 trillion in your tax dollars. Taxpayers will be on the hook for spending that will stimulate the debt, stimulate the growth of government, but will do little to stimulate jobs or the economy.

Civilized people can talk about anything. For them no subject is taboo.... In civilized societies there will be no intellectual bogeys at sight of which great grownup babies are expected to hide their eyes.