78 Quotes About Bali

My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad.

He was the organised traveller type. The type that has to know the top ten tourist spots in a country and the five best ways to get to them.

A gut full of heroin and the looming possibility of bunking in an overcrowded cell in Kerobokan to await my death makes you feel a bit sorry for some of the things you've done.

My job had been to get the package from point A to point B and what happened after that did not need to concern me. I was just the mule.

Don't get me wrong, she was an attractive girl, but the last thing she needed was to get mixed up with me.

I guess having one hundred and four condoms full of heroin in your guts and the thought of a firing squad in your head make will make most things seem insignificant.

I'd shown interest, and showing interest in Bali means that the salesman is most likely going to walk away with your money.

When does relaxing turn into living? How can you call it relaxing when that is all you are doing?

Don't talk about heaven if you've never been to Bali.