25 Quotes About Barns

having considerable mind, changing it became almost as ponderous an operation as moving a barn, although not nearly so stable.

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

Our sister Alma was the best hitter in the family. We used to soak corn cobs in water so they wouldnt fly so far when we hit em. Alma was the first to hit one far enough to break a window in the barn.

In every creepy movie ever made, the barn is the prime nesting ground for the things you don't know you're looking for and always regret finding.

I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door