413 Quotes About Bats

"You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015"

"Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. — Bats 2015"

"Wichtor’s been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off." — Bats 2015"

"Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pulă rigiditate, while he told Mina. “I vould like totally hang up on the dude. He’s no Baldwin." — Bats 2015"

"We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." —Bats 2015"

"I was afraid that your buns were blown all the way to the Bardot Museum in Paris, where they put them on display, and then….” Mina said, “Were they displayed like this?" —Bats 2015"

"These steel monstrosities screamed night and day, blotted out the starlit skies and Northern Lights with flashing red strobes, slaughtered thousands of bats and entire flocks of birds banished tourism and wildlife, made people sick and drove them from their now-valueless homes."

"She shook her head, and closed her eyes. I felt her weariness then, and with it, my own. I felt it dark and heavy upon me, darker and heavier than any drug they ever gave me - it seemed heavy as death. I looked at the bed. I have seemed to see our kisses there sometimes, I've seen them hanging in the curtains, like bats, ready to swoop. Now, I thought, I might jolt the post and they would only fall, and shatter, and turn to powder."

"In case if you don't listen to the words of the lord, you need to hang upside down like bats over churchyard in the name of coronavirus"