35 Quotes About Beards

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.

No beard, no booty.

The "Lick" of the Irish.

Because I'm a giver.

Free beard rides available, inquire within.

Licked and loaded.

Never skip (between the leg) day.

Only beards can't make you count as a man, you need to have respect for women in your heart for that.

The abundance of beards in periods of social unrest, times of revolt or upheaval, should be noted. It's the handiest way people have of making themselves mysterious.