35 Quotes About Beards

"There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats."

"His beard was all colors, a grove of trees in autumn, deep brown and fire-orange and wine-red, an untrimmed tangle across the lower half of his face. His cheeks were apple-red. He looked like a friend; like someone you had known all your life."

"Moustaches > Beards"

"Passivity is really a crappy substitute for manhood. But it’s as common as facial hair on a hipster, or salmon-breath on a grizzly bear."

"Always keep your muzzle down range."

"Why do old men grow huge beards as if to proclaim a manhood that has long since fled?"

"Barba non facit philosophum"

"Swollen labe."

"There's a name of peoples without beards called women's"