606 Quotes About Bears

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

It was smash-mouth football. We knew that coming in. This is the Chicago Bears and that's their tradition. We can play that kind of football.

I think Thursday definitely bears watching for us -- especially southeast Kansas.

This bears all the hallmarks of a Hezbollah type of operation.

The bulls and the bears have been slugging it out for the last day or two in the market and I think some of the bulls went home after the morning and the bears are sticking around to pound the stocks.

We still tend to think of mountain lions and bears and wolves as being endangered, and in some parts of the country they are,

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.

Carolina doesn't have a chance. They're a good team, but the Bears are a great defensive team and they're in Chicago.

There are seeds of self-destruction in all of us that will bear only unhappiness if allowed to grow.