675 Quotes About Bed

I had one proprietor of a struggling bed and breakfast tell me, 'People want a ghost. I have to pay my bills. I'll give them a ghost'.

Roland's probably been in Heat more than me, ... I can't believe that people actually want to know what bed linen I buy, or what food eat.

I remember as a kid being cold a lot, and hungry sometimes. We'd go to bed with just cornbread and milk, and I remember wearing shoes with holes in the bottom. I remember having twine for shoestrings.

I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers/ And laid entwined together in a bed of clover/ Left there to sleep/ Left there to dream of happiness.

I had the closest thing I have ever had to an out-of-body experience lying in bed one morning. I turned on the 'Today' programme and item four on the news was: 'The shadow chancellor has ruled himself out of the leadership.' I lay there thinking that's interesting, then I realised it was me.

Nobody wants to do it, obviously. It's a lot easier to stay in bed and just start from the first tee. But it's a case of you've just got to do it and you've got to be professional about it.

It's a lot easier to stay in bed and just start from the first tee.

There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal