553 Quotes About Beer

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ("Ode to Chocolate")

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.