553 Quotes About Beer

A man who lies about beer makes enemies

I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.”I wished. “I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content.”“If you needed water, why didn’t you drink water?”“I don’t like water.

I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.

Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked."Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.

Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

And ... and what is civilisation if it isn’t people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!